A conversation in the car on the way to school:
Duchess: Mom, I have two boyfriends. And Chloe has one, too.
Mom: Really?
Duch: Chloe's boyfriend is Joe.
Mom: Who are your boyfriends?
Duch: Well, I had two boyfriends but then I broke up with one so now I only have one. Chloe has to be at school today. Because when we are on the playground Chloe and I have to play together so we can go find Ariff and I can get him back.
-pause while I envision my future-
Mom: What does it mean when you break up with a boyfriend?
Duch: I don't want to talk about that.
Mom: What does it mean to have a boyfriend?
Duch: I don't want to talk about that.
I think we are going to cancel the Disney Channel and only allow Backyardigans and Max and Ruby to be watched. Or just throw out the TV altogether...
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